Friday, September 29, 2006

Here are a Couple of Achievements that will Improve Mankind.

A US woman who has been growing her fingernails since 1979 has made the Guiness Book of Records. Mrs Redmond treats her nails daily with warm olive oil and nail hardener and says she can do most household chores without a problem, including shaving her husband.
Also making the new edition of the record book is 16-year-old Aaron Studham, from Massachussetts, who boasts a 53 cm high mohican.
I wish this was a fake news story but it’s not. The thing that struck me kind of strange about the nail lady is that she shaves her husband. I mean of all the tasks she could be doing she picks that one. I don’t know any wife that shaves her husband.
I was thinking maybe they struck up a deal that if she shaves her husband he will pick her nose.

2 comments:

unca said...

Hmm. We must be related. The first thing I thought of when I saw this photo was, "How does she pick her nose." I think your explanation may be the answer.

Anonymous said...

words cannot describe how i feel about the fingernail-lady...