Monday, April 16, 2007

Armed and Dangerous

I know it looks fake but believe it or not the photo to the left is the real thing.
Arm reattached after crocodile attack at zoo
Taipei, Taiwan A zoo worker had his forearm reattached Thursday after his colleagues recovered the severed limb from the mouth of a 440-pound Nile crocodile, an official said.The crocodile severed Chang Po-yu's forearm Wednesday at the Shaoshan Zoo in the southern city of Kaohsiung when the veterinarian tried to retrieve a tranquilizer dart from the reptile's hide, zoo officials said.The Liberty Times newspaper said Chang failed to notice the crocodile was not fully anesthetized when he stuck his arm through an iron rail to medicate it.As Chang was rushed to the hospital Wednesday, a zoo worker shot two bullets at the crocodile's neck to retrieve the forearm, said Chen Po-tsun, a zoo official.

"The crocodile was unharmed as we didn't find any bullet holes on its hide," Chen said. "It probably was shocked and opened its mouth to let go of the limb."

SPECIAL NOTE: Here are some other titles I thought of for this story before I decided on "Armed and Dangerous" Additional title suggestions are welcome

Zookeeper Gives Croc a Hand

Croc Enjoys a Taste of Finger Food

Croc Eventually Unarmed

Farwell to arm

Zookeeper Gives Croc a Knuckle Sandwich

Is That Crocodile Gay or Does He Just Have a Limp Wrist?

Zookeeper Goes Out on a Limb to Help Crocodile

Is That a Hand in Your Mouth or are You Giving me the Power Salute?

Man Becomes Single and Unattached After Trying His Hand as a Zookeeper